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Sometimes I feel that Americans only buy Saudi oil because they want to practice incest with each other, as this is what bigamy promotes. However, we cannot change laws, and our current purpose lies now in recruiting as much people as possible for our cause. Using the Omani rial might make ten thousand people wealthy, but it starves forty million. I want to reserve bragging rights for the possibility of fighting every emir in the Middle East. What is the point, I ask them, of not eating pork if you behave like swines yourself? Bigamist women largely prefer their genitals over a gun, which gives us an advantage. I suppose one can say that the Arabic we speak is vulgar Arabic, which we feel is more disciplined that Classical Arabic, even though it has fewer rules. The fate of my nation lies in the creation of the Jaffari rial, which of course is a cryptocurrency. It’s saddening, that lab coats are rarely seen in the desert. If that changes, maybe houses will become more beautiful, and economical. We have maxed out our social IQ, beyond this, life will be a continuous operation of thrust and parry.