Khalidism

  Being forced to make a mistake changes your life completely.

Love is waging a size war with the universe.

  The silence of the honorable is a command.

  Speech has to be more sophisticated than writing, given that it’s more ancient.

  Use knowledge to glue together fragmented emotions.

Stretch inequality so long as you become just in the end.

  Losses need to pile up really high before you can reach your reward.

  A data rock is needed for innovative minds to latch onto.

  The wrong type of attention incapacitates rather than liberates.

  You will succeed when you touch defeat with your forehead.

  Suffering is more real than oxygen.

  Do not delude yourself into believing that there are more important people to think about than those around you.

  If you are wrong 49% of the time, then you’re safe.

  Worms start devouring the king’s body when the country is unstable.

  You will suffer, so make the best of the times of peace.

  If you can’t punish someone for what they have done, reward them for what they haven’t done.

  The currency has been stabilized.

  If someone forces you to kneel, go ahead and kiss his feet.

Providing a service with anonymity doubles your reputation.

  Poverty is a privilege. Carry it with pride.

  Service is fighting with thin air.

  Figure out a way to destroy the earth, but remind people of love once you do.

  It is very unpleasant when you hit a wall, only to find out that a pen has sworn at all your tenants. Swim upstairs, because the sky needs a house. Sweets are like little statues, which you eat if you want to make your parents suffer. You are worthless, because you already believe your teacher. Fail a test, because that will stop you from feeling bored. Birds are geniuses, because they make us work, letting us actually believe that it’s dogs that serve us. A leather book is good for sleeping on, a paper one for sitting on. Behave smart in front of everyone, so that you can be stupid in your spare time. Be lazy, because everybody wants to be wealthy. If you want to die, make sure you buy the softest pillow first. If you wave to strangers, they will swear at you. Only two people crawl in this life, babies and soldiers. Use complicated words if you want someone to hear your voice, but not what you are saying.