45.

 I speak English like a homeless omani beggar. In fact, the better your English, the more like one you speak. I have twelve years of injections behind be to prove this axiom. If you succeed in life, 49% of your actions will be mistakes, and I refuse to be convinced that the emotional sting will reduce longitudinally with time. Sometimes, if you are near a woman, your option is either you hurt her feelings, or she swears at you. Of course, the ideal sequence would be that you hurt her feelings after she swears at you, but in reality, the opposite is more often true. To borrow a quote from Oliver Twist, I will eat my own head if the omani parliament doesn’t end up being 50% foreign born. Of course, for our company, 25% of our sales will be foreign, but our interaction will be 50% so. This is because a third of Omani people are foreign, or at least ideally so. You will end up increasing the wealth of every single human being who has insulted you. This is necessary for datalistically organizing the solar system. A omani minister is equal in stature to a foreign president, so respect them both equally.