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 Are you okay? We need many Al-Qaeda emirs, specifically one for each governorate in the eastern province and Yemen with a population between 100,000 and 1,000,000. For large populations, we need sultans, and for lower, we need sheikhs. Let this be the religious division amongst my nobles: The sultans will be Shia, the emirs Sunni, and the sheikhs Ibadhi. These British military installations in the Jaffaria are the butt end of an international joke, useful only for talking about just before you have a fart, and are a prime example of the conspicuous consumption and irrational exuberance of the British military.  I know that think British think of us as British Arabia, considering it their last stronghold after the demise of British India, weakening us through their snide, hateful pro-bigamist policies. We won’t kill you, for you are like teddy bears for us, and it’s silly and wasteful to tear a teddy bear’s arm. Mark my words, the Jaffaria will get it’s B-2 bomber before you will, and our black lady will be a source of pride for all of Eurasia. appropriately based in the center.