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Hey terrorist, why do you look down on people who own land? As for us, it is our mighty ambition to own 6 quadrillion grains of our country’s sand. If you belittle me for this accomplishment, let it not be dismissed that just one of these grains of sands is enough to power an entire city for at least a few seconds, if not for more. Unfortunately, we lack the emotional stability for a back of the envelope calculation, but based on our guesstimate, that is valid. Go ahead and use conventional banking if you want to purchase Christian items, but let me tell you, if you want the stars to jostle for your attention, then every time you purchase a product from Israel, use an Islamic bank. I want to with all of my heart call the Arab world the commonwealth of Israel, but let me contend for there to be one Jewish knight in each of these countries, under the rule of our noble Herzog. I am frozen with poverty, but I will fight with fruit, spoon and vegetable to ensure that might mother is not poorer than me. Owning Omani stocks is the hidden juggernaut of the twentieth century, and I shudder at the man who sells his share of this cancer of gold.  Welcome, to the United Companies of Oman.

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