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I wish I could say otherwise, but the simple fact of the matter is that more muslims have tasted pork meat than they have tasted camel meat. In life, if you are to be a respectable human being, you have to choose one or the other. There is no honor whatsoever in a world where that dromedary’s hump is served less often than pork bellies. I also think it’s extremely silly for christians not to ablute after eating bacon, because that is antisemitic and expresses a brazen disrespect for jews. Oh exalted Gid, you are so much less omnipotent than your predecessor, but, paradoxically enough, you make humanity more powerful for it. The engines of the Post Testament are turning, and the clicks that are occurring on a daily or weekly basis through old and new testament interlocking are increasing, or at least are being more cuttingly decisive. My nation, insights with your people creates a continuity with Adam, and the contradictions with your cousins only sweetens the complexity of your truths. If an animal you have eaten has suffered less than the degree to which you enjoyed your food, then that food is halal.