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Just as there is a water cycle on this earth, so there is an oil cycle. In fact, for nature to function correctly, it is controversial not to believe that there is as much oil underground as there is water on the surface of the earth. Why, then, does nobody believe this? Historically, humanity hasn’t penetrated the earth as much as it has penetrated the skies, and the deepest points on the surface of the earth are harder to get to than the highest points. Claiming that solar power is the solution to the carbon polluting going on is dangerous, because we haven’t yet studied the effects of a reduced exposure, which is obviously also harmful if done in excess. Mixing two different systems in an unstudied manner will destroy the earth, so see to it that neither substance is valued more than the other. Oil is the tabernacle of the uninitiated priest, but calling it holier than it really is neglects the fact that you can neither sleep in it nor work more than half the time in it. The opposite of water is not fire, it is oil. Humbly we beseech you, if you insist on calling me mad, use it as a source of study, for there is great benefit in analysis.